Saturday, January 19, 2013

The Lonely Life Of A Cynical Pharmacist

While I'm sitting here at home after a hard workout, eating dinner, drinking a beer, reading Twitter, and yelling at the TV, it occurred to me that some people who read my Tweets and my blog probably think I never get lucky because I'm at home so much.

But, nothing could be farther from the truth. For some unknown reason, many women, young and old, but especially divorced single-moms looking for companionship without any strings, seem to find my crazy ass attractive and fascinating. Either that or they're just desperate.

I live in a very large townhouse complex FULL of single woman who don't feel the need to "date" and are fully satisfied with stopping by my house whenever they get lonely. While it's true that I'm happy enjoying my alone time at home, women come to me. I don't have to go out to find them.

Of course, no one will believe stuff like that could ever happen to me. So, I've posted this video clip from my home security monitoring system to help back up my claims.

[Original perfect video link removed by source] That little dick mofo trying to cock-block my action!


Do No Harm

7 comments:

  1. The Optimistic PharmacistJanuary 20, 2013 at 11:45 PM

    Now that you don't have the constant interruptions, and have been able to fully use your powers of concentration, do you still think that not working in pharmacy is as good as it you thought it would be?

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  2. You're not fooling anyone Jason. Why don't you come to your senses? Quit being such a hard ass. Everyone else agrees, let somebody love you before it's too late.

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  3. Sorry, I drew the Queen of Diamonds anon.

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  4. Crazy women. I'm not sure what it is about me that turns them on. They try to act cool and aloof when you touch them, but their wet panties always give them away.

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  5. I think you know what attracts them to you, and it's also found in your pants. Your wallet.

    A Penny Saved is a Partner Earned: The Romantic Appeal of Savers

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  6. LOL! Maybe.. maybe Angie. But you can always find another study that perhaps points to some other quality shared by many pharmacists that females find irresistible. Females Prefer Males that can Multitask

    This study supports the multitasking hypothesis, according to which females prefer males that can manage many tasks at a time. According to the scientists, the "multitasking hypothesis" holds true for humans too.

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  7. It doesn't matter how old I'm getting, I'm still finding that that many women, young and old, are picking up on my telepathy. It seems as though they understand that I have the remedy.

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