While I'm sitting here at home after a hard workout, eating dinner, drinking a beer, reading Twitter, and yelling at the TV, it occurred to me that some people who read my Tweets and my blog probably think I never get lucky because I'm at home so much.
But, nothing could be farther from the truth. For some unknown reason, many women, young and old, but especially divorced single-moms looking for companionship without any strings, seem to find my crazy ass attractive and fascinating. Either that or they're just desperate.
I live in a very large townhouse complex FULL of single woman who don't feel the need to "date" and are fully satisfied with stopping by my house whenever they get lonely. While it's true that I'm happy enjoying my alone time at home, women come to me. I don't have to go out to find them.
Of course, no one will believe stuff like that could ever happen to me. So, I've posted this video clip from my home security monitoring system to help back up my claims.
Now that you don't have the constant interruptions, and have been able to fully use your powers of concentration, do you still think that not working in pharmacy is as good as it you thought it would be?
ReplyDeleteYou're not fooling anyone Jason. Why don't you come to your senses? Quit being such a hard ass. Everyone else agrees, let somebody love you before it's too late.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I drew the Queen of Diamonds anon.
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