Ran into the ex-wife again at the grocery store. Seems as though she had some "work" done and somehow thinks I should foot some of the bill. Like she doesn't already have enough money.
Of course, we got into an argument again and her dark side quickly became visible to all the other shoppers. It's a jungle out there young men. Be very careful. A leopard is capable of changing it's spots these days. With her new looks, I'm sure she'll find another victim soon enough.